"Our Zyos, Who art on top of Warlock,
Halo be Thy Name.
Thy Pwnage come.
Thy Will be done, on Beaver Creek as it is on Lockout.
Give us this game our monthly pwnfest.
And forgive us our noobness,
as we dominate those who are noobs against us.
And lead us not into KSI,
but deliver us from pwnage. Amen."